Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
But I don't give up; I forget why not.