To live is to die.
God is cruel to the poor.
God lacks practical existence.
God is the relegated and lazy sovereign of a constitutional monarchy, where Satan serves as Prime Minister.
Philosophy sets us up in case we insult it.
A man marries when he has nothing else to think about.
Husband and wife: accomplices!
Humanity is a string of monkeys.
Men are divided into mental and seminal
Women are divided into beautiful and ugly.
Women are war booty.